How the megalomaniacal cat-in-a-tree stole Christmas
Each year , Scratch Fury ( Destroyer of Worlds ) , the pink maven African tea of Scott Kurtz ’s webcomic PvP strain to vote out Santa and learn all his Christmas closed book . This year , the only person who can redeem Christmas is the meme - power superhero Lolbat . In December 2005,Scratch Fury climbed up his first Christmas tree(as cat are wo nt to do ) , but instead of only judder off the highly breakable ornaments , he declared himself Kringus , Devourer of the Twelve Kingdoms of Christmas , and demanded a sacrifice of tunny ....