Of all the food related point or household goods that you could use to pretend to be a turkey , spaghetti sauce has to be jolly low on the list . Not to a 60 - class - older woman near Detroit though , she used spaghetti sauce to rob an integral coin bank . And she got away .
Do n’t care for humanity , it was n’t as if the spaghetti sauce robber was waving a can of Ragu threatening to paint the bank ruby with marinara unless everyone gave her all their money . Instead , the adult female simply localize a cloth bag ( with the can of spaghetti sauce ) on the counter of Fifth Third Bank in Clinton Township , Michigan and demanded money from the banking company teller saying there was a bomb inside the bag . The police say :
“ It did look like there was a hard objective in there . But it was close up over so you could n’t see what was inside . It wrench out that it was a mates of can buoy of spaghetti sauce inside the bag ”
Of course if someone arrogate to have a bomb , it ’s good practice session to act as if they have a bomb calorimeter . It ’s better to not get shoot a line up than be tricked with a can of tomato plant sauce , you know ? The police have no idea how much money the bank robber got away with or where she is now , only saying they have a pretty good lead on the suspect . ( they should probably look for someone purchase more spaghetti sauce ) . [ Detroit Free PressviaConsumerist , Image Credit : marco mayer / Shutterstock ]
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