Become A Master In 10 Easy Steps

There are leadership , and then there are masters . You ’ve got the prototypic Master in Doctor Who , but masters include anybody in a smutty mantle whose minions say “ yesssss , master . ” How can you get some schoolmaster action ? Let us show you .

1 . live a frightening trauma or terrible setback that fill you with power lecherousness and an insalubrious desire for revenge . Really , it could be anything . Did somebody tell you that mega - knight were n’t supposed to have sex with princesses even though princess are totally hot ? Did somebody unfairly lock you in a burn , secret chamber or two - dimensional space square just because you tried to rule the Earth ? Do you just want a particular fellow who will sympathize your urge to commute creature into humans , but THEY keep thwarting your every move ? All of these are logical sources of trauma and anger , and will be perfect emotional springboards from which to found your reign of terror .

2 . endeavor to do something sort of good , but fall upon that goodness is weakness . Give some stock-still yogurt to your target of affection while explaining your design to subjugate the continent . Oops – that drove her into the blazon of your prankish nemesis . essay to improve the satellite by unleashing everyone ’s “ reliable selves ” via drugs in the water . Why are the great unwashed so ungrateful ? You are just giving them what they want ! Save a khat who bites you . Yet another ungrateful creature on this satellite ! You ’ll show them !

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3 . Pick an outfit that says “ master . ” Obviously black is a good way of life to go , specially if it ’s glossy , has a lot of laces and buckles , and is topped off with a flowy mantle . Latex is a must , at least somewhere . Masks are also practiced , especially if they garble your vox , but helmets can not be underestimated . Bonus point if your outfit conceals , but also calls attention to , some disfigure injury that you support while doing evil or being traumatized into your life of evilness .

4 . If you would like to be a fancy woman , ensure your turnout is perilously aphrodisiac . Men can be fancy woman who need to build the ultimate man and dominance time itself , but they still have to jade corsets and mellow dog . In general , a schoolmistress outfit should be skintight , perchance garnished with feathers , spangle , spikes , or incomprehensible epaulets . A mellow neckband attached to a short , kicky cape is also a good mind . Headgear should be at least as bombastic as your head .

5 . Get a submissive sidekick to call you master . Mind - ensure beefcake , robots , and deformed tool with horn make nifty crony . You should always have one chief sidekick who harness the minions ( for more on minion , see below ) . Do not despair if you ca n’t line up a sidekick properly off , because often sidekicks are made in giant vats rather than found on the street or in an insane asylum . A really well chum only has to be able to say “ yes master ” and carry out your orders . The relief of the meter he or she or it can growl or hiss wordlessly . Also , do n’t forget that your pal can be a cat or rascal to whom you constantly whisper your plans maniacally .

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6 . Gather or make your minion . Like sidekick , minions are often made not abide . you may either progress them out of fighting ( the former robot army illusion ) or convert regular mankind into brainwashed followers via drug , psyche implant , wizardly spells , or just plain panic . When crafting your minion , remember that they are your responsibility ! If you make yourself a clone army , be indisputable you have somewhere safe to keep them and enough food to keep them from give way before you take over the astronomical rim . Masters these days often choose for solar - power automaton minion because they ’re well-situated to maintain and do n’t destroy the environment . It’sthe master‘s line to destruct the surroundings , not the minions ’ !

7 . countersink some goals . A master always has one purpose in living which he or she work on obsessively . possibly you want to destroy the man , rule the solar system , control the spice , or just unleash chaos because it ’s playfulness . No matter what your finish are , begin little and figure out your way toward the bigger award . If you want to destroy an interstellar conspiracy , jump by destruct just one satellite . If your goal is to spread anarchy to the human beings , start by blowing up a few infirmary . And if you want to remake the world in your image , occupy with worshipper who understand your specialness , why not start by take in over one metropolis ? Get a toehold before you come out sprinting .

8 . Know your nemesis . Whenever a master steps up to the denture , somebody ( unremarkably a pansy - ass loss leader ) will try on to break off the mastery . Keep your tentacles tuned to strait of resistance . Is there an underground radical of mankind inhabit in the sewers attempt to undermine your regime ? Is there somebody who is also from your race of superbeings or is possibly an old colleague who has pledged to stop you ? What about an exotic or mutant who hides among human being and thwarts your every move ? Once you ’ve located your curse , you must crush them instantly .

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9 . Consolidate your power . You ’ve turned your nemesis into Dobby the Elf and sung disco to him . The entire city is in chaos . The meteoroid is head for Earth , and your assassination plot is working according to architectural plan . At last your shining city will rear on the horizon ! Everyone will shout your name ! Genetically - engineer dinosaurs will rule the seas !

10 . Dominate ! Rule cruelly but serenely from a throne on a spaceship , a hidden island , or perchance the burned - out remains of City Hall . mail your minion out to march in the street , and explain to your sidekick once again how everything is within your grasp . Your minion will either purr happily or slobber out the words , “ Yesssss , master . ” mayhap , if you ’ve designed the sidekick to have intellect , he or she will remind you nervously that there is still that pestiferous small nemesis you did n’t manage to track down . SILENCE ! WE WILL CRUSH OUR ENEMIES !

10.5 . Go back to 1 . Curses ! bilk again !

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