16 - year - honest-to-god Cory Ryder is awaiting trial for hiring a gunslinger to whack his parents because they took aside his PlayStation . But the man paid to do the problem was n’t a triggerman , but an undercover cop … hire by the small fry ’s mother .
Ryder caught a ride from his mom ’s booster to go meet the “ hitman , ” and offered up his stepdad ’s pickup as payment . He was quick taken into detainment where he is being held for attempt murder . While I ’m certain every “ parents with too much detached time ” group will use this to pin all of society ’s trouble on videogames , Ryder ’s loyalty to his PlayStation can not be question . [ The Times UKviaPS3 meeting place ]
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