last out in this wintertime ? Due to the inhuman , and , y’know , the pandemic?Cobra Kai ’s fictional sensei , Johnny Lawrence ( William Zabka ) , has some trace , courtesy ofEntertainment WeeklyandCobra Kai ’s penning squad . They ’re horrific .
First , as for amusement ? Forget the streaming . Johnny Lawrence prefers , uhh … much worse cognitive content . “ stock up up on as many swimsuit topic as you’re able to , ” he says ( or , well , the writers say he tell ) . “ Everyone ’s all cranked up about this World Wide Web , but all it takes is one downed power line and you ’re out of luck . Plus , babes are raging on the Thomas Nelson Page . That ’s show . ”
Gross , dude . His drinking suggestions are no better : “ Since when did having a drink call for a chemistry set ? Keep it mere and crack open a Coors Banquet . There ’s no trouble full-grown enough that a Banquet ca n’t puzzle out . ”
Johnny Lawrence, getting ready to karate.Image: Netflix
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The rest of his advice is equally , cringe - ly from the mind of a dude who was young in the ‘ 80s and never quite arise out of it . So , they ’re thoroughgoing . Lawrence has the superpower of karate and personal growth on his side , but , uhh , his leisure pick are n’t awing . Though he is correct about Rocky movies .
If you require the whole list of advice , go check it out at EW . Lifehacker this ain’t . Cobra Kaiis on Netflix now .
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