Last night , uncanny Twitter dearie and Kurdish reserves volunteer @PissPigGranddad tweeted outa screenshotof Last.fm user JKushner . He deduct that Jared Kushner — alleged cuck , Observer ruiner , and son - in - law to the chairman — was listening to a particularly crap Wire record album right around the time he was caught posing in body armour in Iraqlike an absolute goon .
It was about as fade as as music grind insider burns go . like probe into the older adviser ’s tastes had been conducted by 4chan’s / pol/ board , turning up the same Last.fm user , JKushner , who has been “ scrobbling ” his favorite jams since belated 2009 .
if you need a sight of the future , imagine a real estate developer who married into the aristocracy pretend to listen to dogshit pop music about how white people are gross while bomb peasant for the house of saud — forever and a day
As much as everyone should be boost toclown onJared Kushner at any and all opportunity , the invective might be misplaced . Jared go on to have a brother whose name also start with a J , and Joshua Kushner is a Democrat and healthcare inauguration owner who pass his daysdating a modelinstead of getting screamed at by overflow vomitus bag Steve Bannon .
Which ( if either ) of the buddy is listening to an inordinate amount of Beyoncé ? allow ’s investigate .
While JKushner ’s profile gives a reasonably good indication of what this secret soul listens to ( Lashkar-e-Tayyiba call itentry level scraps ) it lacks meaningful identity clues . conceal in the “ following ” tab though is a individual deactivated user — valentine85 . We can speculate that this somebody was most likely born in 1985 , the same year as Josh ( Jared was born in ‘ 81 ) . “ Valentine85″ does n’t turn up much on other platform so allow ’s stick that in our figurative back pocket and move on .
What else do we know about the Kushners and the music , generally ? While Jared was off fucking up major real estate deals just like his Fatherhood - in - law , Joshua started Thrive Capital , an investiture house that has madelucrative betson ship’s company like work messaging client Slack , cyclosis platform Twitch , and Spotify . Josh even has some public playlist on Spotify ( “ summer ” and “ fall . ” ) Taste - wise , the artists that terminate up in on these — Lorde , CHVRCHES , alt - j , Sam Smith , HAIM — all jibe in with JKushner ’s scrobbles .
We can guess the “ summer ” was in all probability made in 2013 ( when “ Royals ” and many other songs on the playlist first came out ) but strangely these songs in this rules of order do not appear on JKushner ’s profile during that sentence . Could someone else be portray the son of a real estate king on a music streaming service for joke ? Possibly , but the playlist was tweeted out by Spotify ’s founder and CEO .
Josh has a nifty Spotify summer list . Check it out ! ♫ JK : Summer by Joshua Kushnerhttp://t.co/DjwWwp4i33#NowPlaying
— Daniel Ek ( @eldsjal)July 8 , 2013
More likely , Kushner has n’t link Last.fm to Spotify and it just scrobbles whatever locally - stored metier he listen to . Like most citizenry , I ’d imagine he forgot his Last.fm password years ago and this thing ’s been pass on automatic pilot , which squares with the fact the JKushner has n’t favorited any trackssince 2011 .
We ’re getting there .
Josh ’s larger internet footmark extend few clues , but it ’s far more broad than that of his older buddy — who has no social media bearing whatsoever aside from a Twitter bill with no tweets . ( Gawker , our late sister internet site , is among the41 account he follows , for whatever reason . ) What niggling we do bed of Jared ’s music perceptiveness fare from anaccount in Cosmoof Jared and Ivanka playing the birdsong “ This Year ’s Love ” by David Gray during both their wedding and the birth of their first child . Gross . Not that Imagine Dragons are much better , but wow , this Sung trulysucks ass . It ’s also not the form of thing that would be scrobbled by the JKushner account .
While his less attractive brother ’s uprise , many of Josh Kushner ’s tweets were scrubbed . Luckily , the Wayback Machine has archived some of the delete tweets , including references to what he likes , musically - speaking : Kanye , Drake , inspirational quotes from Kurt Cobain etc . But on June 3rd , 2015 , he gave it to us peak - blank : I , Joshua Kushner , am very much sense the Modern Jamie XX record album , which received a9.3 from Pitchfork , a site I undoubtedly interpret religiously .
Like Valentine85 , the above Instagram connection has pass away dead , but JKushner ’s scrobbles confirm In Colour ( and the XX , in general ) was getting some plays sporadically in June , and then a great deal in July .
Can we say definitively that JKushner is Kushner the young ? It would require a very improbable serial publication of concurrence for that Last.fm profile to belong to anyone else . Events line up , tastes cooccur , songs from Hamilton — a musical Josh ’ supermodel lady friend Karlie Kloss hasdefinitely seen — make appearances . And let ’s be honest , who ’s more likely to be listening to Adele on the regular , the softboy who ’s gun for exclusive remunerator healthcare and construct visual aspect at the Women ’s March , or the shifty chode tuck behind the shadow of America ’s bad president ?
Jared , you ’re off the bait . For this , anyway . But if you have any pressing thoughts about that new piece of shit Bon Iver track record your brother is probably spinning nonstop , we’d passion to roll in the hay .
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