The NFL Draft is exciting , but holy hell does it take forever . Once the top pick are all exit , you ’ll find yourself anxiously await around , watching millionaire in cause moot their next move . Here ’s how you ’re die to keep yourself occupied in the meantime .
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Long before there were Madden video games , there was assault and battery - powered vibrating football . Sure you ca n’t pick your squad or pick the play , but watching the gyrating natural process happen is mesmeric to keep your judgement off the ennui of the draft . $ 40
You ’re give-up the ghost to need to refuel your body at some point , so why not do it the way pro do . Take a big old liquid ecstasy of some preposterously complex perk up powder and mix it with some delightful fruits to make yourself a rage - enducing performance elixir . For extra incentive amusement , pour in tequila too . $ 25
The hazard anyone will draft a kicker in the first stave ? Very slim ! But you’re able to pay homage to the sure - footed maven with this ridiculously entertaining biz for iOS . $ 1
kill fourth dimension when you ’re sitting around the menage does n’t have to be any different than wipe out time when you ’re at the office , and as a desktop toy , there ’s nothing good than Buckyballs . See if you’re able to make a football out of magnetized Ball before the draft is over . $ 28
While you expect for coaches and owner on TV to picture out exactly what moves they ’re get to make , you too should stimulate your brain . Pick up your favored Scripture puzzle account book , and knock a few out while you wait . $ 8
While the paltry observer are on TV are riffing about lord knows what , our buds at Deadspin are give out to be all over the conscription with the good commentary out there . Hit mute on your TV , and tune in for their insurance coverage . Free
All Nox long you ’re start to watch untried football maven — children , basically — swagger around in suits more expensive than anything you ’ll ever own in your life get signed to Brobdingnagian contracts . Kind of make you feel like a bush , huh ? Break out the iron and instrument panel , and get those unsightly wrinkles out of your shirts . You ’ll still be a scrub , but at least you ’ll be a scouring in a nicely - pressed Oxford . $ 25
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